REASON # 287 OF WHY I'M PROBABLY NOT GOING TO DO WELL WITH DATING

I had a great visit with Randy and Katrina this weekend, even though it was short. They were tired and ready to be home to recuperate before heading back to work on Monday. We had Friday night where we missed the food trucks (I know where they are now guys) and ended up at the Art of Pizza. This actually turned out to be a good thing because the wind had picked up and it was chilly. I took them to the World War I memorial so they could see the best view of downtown Kansas City. I also took the best picture I've ever taken of my brother. Look! His eyes are open!

Saturday morning we got up early and had breakfast at You Say Tomato. Then we went to the Farmer's Market and made a final pit stop at the World Market. I was checking out at World Market while Katrina was still looking at the impulse buy racks. She pointed out these elephant garland things. I said that I already had two because they used to hang on my old window. I also said that I needed two more because now I have two windows. The guy working the register looked at me and said "you're very interesting". I thought he was being sarcastic, so I sarcastically replied "Oh yeah...so interesting. You have no idea". And I walked away. Later, I was telling this story to Talaura and she asked me what I was buying. I replied "a thing for my Keurig and wax vampire lips". Talaura's reply was "coffee, wax lips, elephants. The guy was not being sarcastic". But it wasn't until I typed the words up that I realized that this was funny and it was quite possible that guy was not being sarcastic.

Hey, wait a minute! You guys don't think this guy could have been flirting with me do you? Flirt-ing? I don't even know how to tell when someone's flirting. I'm in trouble.