DRUNK GUY
Cindy Maddera
Chris and I were sitting on our front stoop last night just talking about our day and his drive to Texas, when we heard someone talking. We looked up to see a very drunk man walking (kind of) down the road. When he got to our house he stopped talking to himself as he walked by. You know, itâs okay to talk to yourself when thereâs no one around, but it means youâre crazy if someone else is watching. He made his way on down the road swerving all around and he had just made it to the other side of our house when Hooper started barking at him. Drunk guy turned his head toward Hooper and slurred out a quick and defiant âFuck you!â?. Chris and I, silent up to this point, started laughing. Of course, the âFuck youâ? didnât deter Hooper any. He just kept on barking. If anything I think it made him bark even more.