Chris: "What's wrong?" Me: "Nothing. I'm just thinking."

Chris: "About what?"

Cindy: "Blog entries and things for the next year."

Short pause.

Cindy: "I'm also really upset with Lindsey Lohan for attacking that lady at the Betty Ford Clinic."

Chris: "Lindsey Lohan. What the Hell happened to that girl."

Cindy: Shakes head in disappointment.